Now those (in the picture to the left) are a pair of perfectly shaved legs with a perfect short length courtesy of none other than one of our favorite companies, Rapha (more on them later). Now we will throw someone under the bus even though he has a pair of awesome sideburns... Wiggo, I'm calling you out!!Your shorts look like they go all the way down to your freaking knees. How the hell do you spend 200km in those things day in and day out? You should be fined for crimes against the rules. I'm pretty sure that none of the greats (Lance not included, he's a penis wrinkle) like Merckx, Indurain, or Coppi covered up their pride and joy quite like you. We (cyclists) easily have the best legs of any sport and you take the liberty of making a mockery of them by having awkwardly long shorts. But hey, at least you shave them. Although it would be weird to one day find someone in the pro peloton that doesn't shave their legs. That would just be disrespectful to our forefathers and THE RULES.
|Oh Wiggo... We actually thought you were stylish... We still like you but please do something about those shorts... They're so awkward. Like pre-pubecent teenagers.|