Game Face

Everyone has one, some are better than others. The worst you ask, unquestionably Cadel Evans but more on the flying chin later. The best race face goes to my man Tommy Voeckler, the pro peloton may not like you but fuck those guys. Keep attacking Voeckler!

Popping Bottles

Only acceptable providing that you are A) on the podium following a bossy performance and B) bottles were supplied to you free of charge. Being surrounded by and spraying of beautiful women in tight race promotion attire is also encouraged.

Dear Triathlete

I wish you could find another activity to fulfill the third leg of your athletic farce. This way we would never have to cross paths and you could stay out of our bike shoppes as well as off our roads. I don't understand why you feel the need to interrupt a bike ride in order to run and swim but thank you for doing so in a manner that allows us to mock and lampoon you to no end. Luckily for you Cross Fit came along and saved you from being the least liked of the sporting community, however I'm sure that's a passing fad and you will be back on top soon! Here are some pictures which I feel sum you up pretty well, that is all have a nice day.

-LNS

Off Season

 Philippe Gilbert always does it right, will you? Whether it be another discipline such as track or cx racing, signing multi-million dollar contracts before the season you plan to take off and chill or just drinking with your friends and trophy's, enjoy!

Thanks Liz

We here at Late Night Snack LOVE afternoon delights...keep up the good work kitten

FL CX season is upon us...

The road season is over and rumblings off cross have begun, every one is buying and building their bikes except you! Keep an eye out for the first "bandit" race of the season in less than a month. We will also be posting a video of the Tropical CX (11/3-4/2012) race courses as well as flyers and info about other upcoming Florida races. Training rides Sat 7:30 Johnny Rockets in the Grove

Speedy Recovery

To any one who may have had a less than desirable outcome in this weekends races, feel free to take your complimentary two day grace period now. During this time you may whine and bitch about the guy who wrecked you or tell your friends how you would most certainly have won had he not. But then get back to it...

Break Away

Fastest Mile

This Saturday night 7pm at Piccolo, bring any bike and your legs.  See Florida Velodrome Association on Facebook for more info    
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Florida-Velodrome-Association/154110287968262

Pirata

The Pirate, winner of the Giro and the Tour in the same year. Perhaps one of the best climbers ever as well as an ultimate bad ass. Banned from cycling due to suspicion of talent and ZERO failed drug tests. The depression of banishment would later cost him his life stemming from cocaine poisoning...Cheers Marco we here at LNS give credit where credit is due.