Collarbones

If you've been here you know, If you haven't you are likely soon to find out.

Get Pitted

Bianchi

Super Mario

 Any one else and this video may seem far fetched or have a high element of cheese. However if you are familiar with the man you realize that this video was not scripted and simply filmed during the course of his average day. Helicopters, sports cars, bombing the downhills of the Italian Mediterranean with villains in hot pursuit all just an average Tuesday for Cipo.

FILM BOND from Mcipollini on Vimeo.

Afternoon Delight

Cervelo, top notch! Have to love what they are doing with their...products?

World Championships 2012

Because we here at LNS are all for friendly(or hostile)wagers, it's time to run down the contenders for the 2012 World Championships in Limburg a punchy fast course that will suit guys who can climb as well as sprint. PLACE YOUR BETS!!!!!

The earing is obviously the source of all his power, PhilGil is the favorite in Europe's version of Vegas which is basically the whole continent. He's on top of the board at 3/1 for obvious reasons would you bet against him?

The Slovakian super man who burst on to the scene this year at the TDF is getting his well earned respect sitting at 7/2, and I for one would not be surprised to see the Saganator wheelie across the line. 

 Because no European betting line is complete without a Spanish under achiever we'll throw Valverde in here at 8/1. Some other riders of note include Tasmanian Matt Goss 11/1, Eddy "Boss" Boasson Hagen sleeping at 12/ 1 and Oscar Freire at 16/1. However coming into form at just the right time as champs always do, at 14/1 don't be shocked if Tommeke Boonen has a "HOLLLDDMAAADICKK" moment and throws those colored bars on his back. Have your bets in by Sept 23rd ladies, and stay tuned for watch party info.

Game Face

Everyone has one, some are better than others. The worst you ask, unquestionably Cadel Evans but more on the flying chin later. The best race face goes to my man Tommy Voeckler, the pro peloton may not like you but fuck those guys. Keep attacking Voeckler!

Popping Bottles

Only acceptable providing that you are A) on the podium following a bossy performance and B) bottles were supplied to you free of charge. Being surrounded by and spraying of beautiful women in tight race promotion attire is also encouraged.

Dear Triathlete

I wish you could find another activity to fulfill the third leg of your athletic farce. This way we would never have to cross paths and you could stay out of our bike shoppes as well as off our roads. I don't understand why you feel the need to interrupt a bike ride in order to run and swim but thank you for doing so in a manner that allows us to mock and lampoon you to no end. Luckily for you Cross Fit came along and saved you from being the least liked of the sporting community, however I'm sure that's a passing fad and you will be back on top soon! Here are some pictures which I feel sum you up pretty well, that is all have a nice day.

-LNS

Off Season

 Philippe Gilbert always does it right, will you? Whether it be another discipline such as track or cx racing, signing multi-million dollar contracts before the season you plan to take off and chill or just drinking with your friends and trophy's, enjoy!